Mattwo's Random Blog of Ultimate Randomness

Mattwo’s Random Reviews Short - MLP Newborn Cuties

Storywriter: Yea, I kinda suck at making nightmare fuel audio edits I know.

Apple Jack by mattwo
Alt title: The real reason that one Red Engy and Applejack tumblr got shut down.

This is Vicki Vale, live with Gotham news. 

Engineer was running a vehicle repair shop but all of his jacks broke so he got an idea from watching “Rarity Takes Manehatten”. Applejack has expressed extreme dissent and the two have since gone their separate ways.

In other news, the 100% human local boy Tim Drake has laid an egg, baffling local scientific authorities. Star Labs Gotham was unable to comment.

Storywriter: Hey remember when I placed an apple over Applejack’s head and called it “apple…jack?”? Yea, that was stupid. So I got an idea from one of the other people in the new Reactions Are Magic video for Rarity Takes Manehatten. I was in that one. Go watch it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VDdu7TIrmA&list=UUk_efZSRoEoKQfkMBfjTkoA

Course this is more of a proptized pony than a pontized prop…

Apple Jack by mattwo
Alt title: The real reason that one Red Engy and Applejack tumblr got shut down.

This is Vicki Vale, live with Gotham news.

Engineer was running a vehicle repair shop but all of his jacks broke so he got an idea from watching “Rarity Takes Manehatten”. Applejack has expressed extreme dissent and the two have since gone their separate ways.

In other news, the 100% human local boy Tim Drake has laid an egg, baffling local scientific authorities. Star Labs Gotham was unable to comment.

Storywriter: Hey remember when I placed an apple over Applejack’s head and called it “apple…jack?”? Yea, that was stupid. So I got an idea from one of the other people in the new Reactions Are Magic video for Rarity Takes Manehatten. I was in that one. Go watch it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6VDdu7TIrmA&list=UUk_efZSRoEoKQfkMBfjTkoA

Course this is more of a proptized pony than a pontized prop…

[Video Link] Random Reviews - Red vsBlue S1 by mattwo
Remember when I said I would do webshows in my introduction to this review show? This was the one I had in mind.

Yea the audio’s a bit rushed on this one, sure as hell doesn’t help that the story keeps switching between the reds and the blues so it’s a bit difficult to keep everything straightened out.

♪My car’s like a cat, it lands on all Fooooooouuuuuuuuurzeeeeeeeeee~♪

[Video Link] Random Reviews - Red vsBlue S1 by mattwo
Remember when I said I would do webshows in my introduction to this review show? This was the one I had in mind.

Yea the audio’s a bit rushed on this one, sure as hell doesn’t help that the story keeps switching between the reds and the blues so it’s a bit difficult to keep everything straightened out.

♪My car’s like a cat, it lands on all Fooooooouuuuuuuuurzeeeeeeeeee~♪

Blue bat with the JL after beating Doomsday in the Smallville, Kansas of Universe DC-????.

Blue bat with the JL after beating Doomsday in the Smallville, Kansas of Universe DC-????.

With their censorship powers, Soccer Mom and Censor Board seek to smother all the children (and adults) of the world with their overprotective parenting style.

Ironically Soccer Mom is mother to a scout known as Control Freak, a video game themed TF2 freak who uses his gaming gear as weapons and to cheat in real life, not too unlike Captain N.

Storywriter: I honestly have to wonder how many other TF2 freaks there are that use scout’s mom or the director there are.

These two kind of sound like Codename: Kids Next Door villains to me. I think there probably was a villain with a similar motif and/or powers but I forget…

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Sketch dump #1

  1. ask-tf2-applebloom
  2. kayakazan
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  4. askmat2
  5. jack5-portfolio
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  7. ask-wharrgarblsmurf
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Oh hey look, it’s me!

…I think? I don’t remember having that large pocket on the front of my outfit.

Oh well, any fan-art is appreciated just as much regardless of accuracy (I mean there have been several cases where people seem to forget my mask has blue eyes… (course this one isn’t in color so I can definitely let that part slide easy)).

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Mattwo’s Random Reviews Digimon Adventure Episode 1

If you haven’t seen my other reviews I assure you my intro and credits are typically shorter(and my credits are typically on a black background) but this was a special occasion (and not everyone who sees this is going to see the AMV I made that I put in full in the credits otherwise lol).

Morning reblog.

Mattwo’s Random Reviews Digimon Adventure Episode 1

If you haven’t seen my other reviews I assure you my intro and credits are typically shorter(and my credits are typically on a black background) but this was a special occasion (and not everyone who sees this is going to see the AMV I made that I put in full in the credits otherwise lol).

Mario’s Gmod Cannon Calamity - Castle vs Cannon

Mario summons an old foe to help him beat the cannon.

It goes as about as well as you’d expect.

Entry for this colab(ENABLE ADBLOCK BEFORE USING YOUTUBE!):https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZ4NlFqAvMI

Sailor Ponies…crystal?! by mattwo
Something I meant to do sooner for the debut of Sailor Moon Crystal featuring the “silver imperium silver illusionary silver silver crystal”…

Sailor Ponies…crystal?! by mattwo
Something I meant to do sooner for the debut of Sailor Moon Crystal featuring the “silver imperium silver illusionary silver silver crystal”…

Mattwo’s Random Reviews - MLPFiM: Keep Calm and Flutter On

Storywriter: Blegh, probably not my best editing. At the least I’ve made Mattwo less of a Gary Stu by adding to his backstory and giving a reasonable enough explanation as to why I would seal a bunch of High Gods into Mat O’conner’s body. I had already come up with the concept of Matone and Matthree trying to control Mattwo but never really did anything with it. Also, I had been planning this for a while now but never really got around to doing it, so no, I’m not copying The Shades reforming of Sangurasu this time with the Apple. Besides, do you even know how many gods of chaos exist in review show stories? It’s getting kind of ridiculous honestly lol. Not that the apple was a god…

Also I’ve kind of been copying parts of Linkara’s review style (and some other things…I think (I still haven’t gotten a chance to do a “Don’t you know anything about science?” joke though)) for a long time now lol, so the voice style from the entity being used here isn’t something you can rightfully call me out on(not to mention I used this voice style before with M’(who I mistakenly wrote as M-block in this script)…).

[Video Link] Random Reviews Terror of The Autons 1 by mattwo
www.zippcast.com/video/937d51a…
What? I can’t be the only one who thinks of Nestea when I hear the word “Nestene”…
Definitely not one of my better reviews… 
Storywriter: and the story segment really just goes to show that I am NOT a professional voice actor. Not even to mention how rushed the editing was, I completely forgot to put mattwo in when he was explaining the background info for the episode…
Honestly though, this one was just to set the stage for the finale of this story arc, which somewhat ironically will NOT be a doctor who review.

[Video Link] Random Reviews Terror of The Autons 1 by mattwo
www.zippcast.com/video/937d51a…
What? I can’t be the only one who thinks of Nestea when I hear the word “Nestene”…
Definitely not one of my better reviews…
Storywriter: and the story segment really just goes to show that I am NOT a professional voice actor. Not even to mention how rushed the editing was, I completely forgot to put mattwo in when he was explaining the background info for the episode…
Honestly though, this one was just to set the stage for the finale of this story arc, which somewhat ironically will NOT be a doctor who review.

Mattwo’s Random Reviews - Legion of Superheroes: Substitutes.

If you’re wondering who that woman with me above the Daily Planet is, it’s Saturn Las(Saturn Lass and Saturn Gal were taken).

I thought I heard Jake Holling just now…must be imagining things.

Guess I was frozen today too…

If you don’t get why Cirno is upset about Mattwo installing a bus line, watch this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XIr8ZnpQEXM

Mattwo’s Random Reviews:Legion of Superheroes - Substitutes

If you’re wondering who that woman with me above the Daily Planet is, it’s Saturn Las(Saturn Lass and Saturn Gal were taken).